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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description></description><title>Legal Jargon</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @ajoakes)</generator><link>http://ajoakes.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>"You’re not attractive because you look like the airbrushed neo-Barbie posing with a giant bottle in..."</title><description>“You’re not attractive because you look like the airbrushed neo-Barbie posing with a giant bottle in a vodka ad, or the limitlessly fancy red carpet starlet. You’re attractive because of how you tell a story, how your eyes crinkle when you smile, how you love a certain author so fervently, and any number of other trite rom-com clichés. Because there’s actually truth to those sappy monologues – the most attractive thing about anyone is what makes them unique, not what makes them blend in.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Julia Gazdag (&lt;a href="http://hellogiggles.com/body-image-is-still-a-thing-apparently"&gt;&lt;a href="http://hellogiggles.com/body-image-is-still-a-thing-apparently"&gt;http://hellogiggles.com/body-image-is-still-a-thing-apparently&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://ajoakes.tumblr.com/post/19580136651</link><guid>http://ajoakes.tumblr.com/post/19580136651</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Mar 2012 14:26:43 -0400</pubDate><category>quote</category><category>Julia Gazdag</category><category>hellogiggles</category><category>attractive</category></item><item><title>"If you laid all of our laws end to end, there would be no end."</title><description>“If you laid all of our laws end to end, there would be no end.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Mark Twain&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://ajoakes.tumblr.com/post/18860820334</link><guid>http://ajoakes.tumblr.com/post/18860820334</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 Mar 2012 16:01:38 -0500</pubDate><category>truth</category><category>lawyers</category><category>law</category><category>law school</category><category>law student</category><category>Mark Twain</category></item><item><title>“Maybe this isn’t what the Founders had in...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m09np48hs21qkbzr6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“Maybe this isn’t what the Founders had in mind…” USSC Citizens United Political Cartoon&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ajoakes.tumblr.com/post/18674359659</link><guid>http://ajoakes.tumblr.com/post/18674359659</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2012 13:45:00 -0500</pubDate><category>supreme court</category><category>USSC</category><category>Putocracy</category><category>democracy</category><category>law school</category><category>law student</category><category>political cartoon</category></item><item><title>"The world is on my side, I have no reason to run. So will someone come and carry me home tonight?..."</title><description>“The world is on my side, I have no reason to run. So will someone come and carry me home tonight? The angels never arrived but I can hear the choir. So will someone come and carry me home? Tonight we are young. So let’s set the world on fire. We can burn brighter than the sun.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Fun, &lt;em&gt;We Are Young&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://ajoakes.tumblr.com/post/18047333615</link><guid>http://ajoakes.tumblr.com/post/18047333615</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 21:29:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Fun</category><category>lyrics</category><category>We Are Young</category></item><item><title>i know how you feel kitty…</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrot21SS91rohij2o1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;i know how you feel kitty…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ajoakes.tumblr.com/post/18044906712</link><guid>http://ajoakes.tumblr.com/post/18044906712</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 20:54:02 -0500</pubDate><category>law school</category><category>stress</category><category>memo</category><category>law student</category><category>cat!</category></item><item><title>Can touch both desk and chair in front of me… Law school...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzra8uc6Td1roo5d6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Can touch both desk and chair in front of me… Law school room design fail. So hard for anyone to leave once they’re sitting — I wonder what would happen if the fire alarm went off… (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ajoakes.tumblr.com/post/18018913900</link><guid>http://ajoakes.tumblr.com/post/18018913900</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 13:34:00 -0500</pubDate><category>law school</category><category>fail</category><category>room design</category><category>law student</category><category>constitutional law</category></item><item><title>Giving in (Taken with instagram)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lznm3hmW4J1roo5d6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Giving in (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ajoakes.tumblr.com/post/17895275887</link><guid>http://ajoakes.tumblr.com/post/17895275887</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 Feb 2012 13:59:00 -0500</pubDate><category>glasses</category><category>law school</category><category>stress</category><category>giving in</category><category>homework</category><category>study</category><category>law student</category></item><item><title>Hey Girl, I don’t know if I’ve got standing, but...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzkxe15gIp1qzqzo6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hey Girl, I don’t know if I’ve got standing, but I’d love to court you. &lt;3&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ajoakes.tumblr.com/post/17894609137</link><guid>http://ajoakes.tumblr.com/post/17894609137</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 Feb 2012 13:48:04 -0500</pubDate><category>hey girl</category><category>law</category><category>court</category><category>standing</category><category>law school</category><category>law student</category><category>ryan gosling</category></item><item><title>&lt;3 (Taken with instagram)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzmdd698CL1roo5d6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;3 (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ajoakes.tumblr.com/post/17860124492</link><guid>http://ajoakes.tumblr.com/post/17860124492</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2012 21:53:00 -0500</pubDate><category>paper clip</category><category>thumb tacks</category><category>pins</category><category>butterfly clip</category><category>clips</category><category>study</category><category>law school</category><category>law student</category><category>colors</category></item><item><title>what my homework reminds me of sometimes…
hellogiggles</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzm9420QQi1qf6rvbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;what my homework reminds me of sometimes…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hellogiggles.tumblr.com/post/17855238719/puzzle-time-taken-with-instagram"&gt;hellogiggles&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ajoakes.tumblr.com/post/17855547356</link><guid>http://ajoakes.tumblr.com/post/17855547356</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2012 20:27:32 -0500</pubDate><category>puzzle</category><category>homework</category><category>law school</category><category>law student</category><category>study</category><category>stress</category><category>law</category></item><item><title>Confidence is not always Intelligence</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Stress Tip #4&lt;/em&gt;: We have a paper for Constitutional Law in which we have to discuss how different judicial theorists would look at a certain case. Our professor is allowing us to discuss the paper with each other and encouraged it. Seemed super awesome. In actuality talking through the paper and the theorists with others stressed me out more. It seemed that the things I had a firm grasp on were unraveling. Some of the students seemed very confident about ideas that completely collided with mine. I don&amp;#8217;t think roughing the paper out on your own would be less stressful but a certain state of mind about the paper would lessen the stress. Take notes on your own before the chat session and while at the session don&amp;#8217;t take any. Just listen to what everyone has to say and add in when you feel your ideas might help someone else who is struggling with an idea. Have confidence in your notes but don&amp;#8217;t be afraid to acknowledge that you might not be 100% right. If you&amp;#8217;re able to, take the ideas that you had the most difficulty agreeing on in your group and talk to your professor about them. If you can&amp;#8217;t, consult the text and re-read the case. It helps to take copious notes if you only have one case to do it for.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Always remember: just because someone sounds confident doesn&amp;#8217;t mean they&amp;#8217;re right. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ajoakes.tumblr.com/post/17694340264</link><guid>http://ajoakes.tumblr.com/post/17694340264</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 22:26:30 -0500</pubDate><category>confidence</category><category>intelligence</category><category>constitutional law</category><category>con law</category><category>law school</category><category>law student</category><category>studying</category><category>study</category><category>writing a paper</category><category>stress</category><category>stress relief</category></item><item><title>So many pages (Taken with instagram)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzgdqaSNgk1roo5d6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;So many pages (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ajoakes.tumblr.com/post/17671668972</link><guid>http://ajoakes.tumblr.com/post/17671668972</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 16:15:00 -0500</pubDate><category>cases</category><category>law school</category><category>law student</category><category>law</category><category>ussc</category><category>supreme court</category><category>study</category><category>con law</category><category>constitutional law</category></item><item><title>Happy Valentine’s Day!!
I will love you until the law asks...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzebg3xLWd1roo5d6o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Happy Valentine’s Day!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I will love you until the law asks me to stop.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.someecards.com/usercards/viewcard/295b3b3940870c6efb6539fb61848179"&gt;Via someecards&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ajoakes.tumblr.com/post/17614116035</link><guid>http://ajoakes.tumblr.com/post/17614116035</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 13:31:00 -0500</pubDate><category>valentine's day</category><category>law school</category><category>law student</category><category>law</category><category>someecards</category><category>humor</category></item><item><title>Perry to the rescue (Taken with instagram)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz92ukhtjG1roo5d6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Perry to the rescue (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ajoakes.tumblr.com/post/17450501494</link><guid>http://ajoakes.tumblr.com/post/17450501494</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2012 17:37:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Perry</category><category>Perry the Platypus</category><category>Phineas and Ferb</category><category>Disney</category><category>Disney XD</category><category>law school</category><category>law student</category><category>study</category><category>stress relief</category></item><item><title>IP LOVE</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz3p25ahxX1roo5d6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;IP LOVE&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ajoakes.tumblr.com/post/17291939287</link><guid>http://ajoakes.tumblr.com/post/17291939287</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:51:00 -0500</pubDate><category>intellectual property</category><category>IP</category><category>law</category><category>law school</category><category>book</category><category>textbook</category><category>law student</category></item><item><title>It's a new semester</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Stress Tip #3:&lt;/em&gt; I&amp;#8217;m not sure if this is what happens at every law school, but this week they released final exams from last semester. In releasing, I mean the registrar&amp;#8217;s office allows you to look at your exam to see what you did right and undoubtedly what you did wrong. Do NOT go back to look at these exams unless you feel looking at your answer will help you understand the law better or you have a class that may benefit from you knowing what you did right and wrong. Looking at these answers will do nothing but stress you out. Seriously. Stay away unless you have no choice. You can acknowledge mistakes but you can&amp;#8217;t change your grade.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ajoakes.tumblr.com/post/17228250807</link><guid>http://ajoakes.tumblr.com/post/17228250807</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 17:19:11 -0500</pubDate><category>stress</category><category>law school</category><category>law student</category><category>final exams</category><category>exam</category><category>registrar</category><category>last semester</category><category>new semester</category><category>grades</category></item><item><title>Instant stress relief… (Taken with instagram)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz1lyhQLFj1roo5d6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Instant stress relief… (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ajoakes.tumblr.com/post/17226443966</link><guid>http://ajoakes.tumblr.com/post/17226443966</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:49:00 -0500</pubDate><category>gavel</category><category>law school</category><category>law</category><category>legal</category><category>law student</category><category>stress</category><category>stress relief</category></item><item><title>definition of law school.
x3sunnybunny: MUST STUDY D:</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lypcr5psVa1qh04nvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;definition of law school.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://x3sunnybunny.tumblr.com/post/16855358310/must-study-d"&gt;x3sunnybunny&lt;/a&gt;: MUST STUDY D:&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ajoakes.tumblr.com/post/17131064891</link><guid>http://ajoakes.tumblr.com/post/17131064891</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 21:11:04 -0500</pubDate><category>law school</category><category>law student</category><category>study</category><category>library</category><category>homework</category><category>stress</category></item><item><title>Shakira makes a prettier flower (Taken with instagram)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxot8fOpf1roo5d6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Shakira makes a prettier flower (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ajoakes.tumblr.com/post/17104861764</link><guid>http://ajoakes.tumblr.com/post/17104861764</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 14:00:00 -0500</pubDate><category>shakira flowers</category><category>love</category><category>flowers</category><category>yellow</category><category>law school</category><category>law student</category></item><item><title>Breakfast in bed &lt;3 (Taken with instagram)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxkkfTSeL1roo5d6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Breakfast in bed &lt;3 (Taken with &lt;a href="http://instagr.am"&gt;instagram&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ajoakes.tumblr.com/post/17099339201</link><guid>http://ajoakes.tumblr.com/post/17099339201</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 12:29:00 -0500</pubDate><category>eggs</category><category>scrambled eggs</category><category>banana</category><category>strawberries</category><category>breakfast</category><category>breakfast in bed</category><category>law school</category><category>law student</category><category>love</category></item></channel></rss>
